"Sensibility and practicality define the 2014 Chevrolet SS!"

Kinja'd!!! "Vi517, JDX Racing" (vi517)
11/18/2014 at 21:10 • Filed to: None

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I found this gem in the dealer comments for a Chevrolet SS listing.

Sensibility and practicality define the 2014 Chevrolet SS!

A sporty sedan seating as many as 5 occupants with ease! Chevrolet infused the interior with top shelf amenities, such as: heated and ventilated seats, lane departure warning, and power seats. Smooth gearshifts are achieved thanks to the powerful 8 cylinder engine, and for added security, dynamic Stability Control supplements the drivetrain.

We pride ourselves in consistently exceeding our customer's expectations. Please don't hesitate to give us a call.

I don't think they know much about the SS.

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DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! JustWaitingForAMate > Vi517, JDX Racing
11/18/2014 at 21:14

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....no.

Now excuse me while I remove an inch of rubber from the rear tyres.


Kinja'd!!! WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > Vi517, JDX Racing
11/18/2014 at 21:15

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Yeah, they clearly don't get it. Y'know, I've NEVER seen one of these in the flesh. It's kind of surprising to be honest.


Kinja'd!!! Vi517, JDX Racing > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
11/18/2014 at 21:17

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I've only seen one on the road, made sure to give the guy a thumbs up.


Kinja'd!!! JustWaitingForAMate > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
11/18/2014 at 21:20

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How many were exported? I heard the numbers were ~5000 a year.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Vi517, JDX Racing
11/18/2014 at 21:21

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Smooth gearshifts because of the engine?


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Vi517, JDX Racing
11/18/2014 at 21:25

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My guess is that they have a default template for "High end sports sedan". The same rhetoric they use for the Lexus IS, Nissan Maxima, and Honda Accord V6.


Kinja'd!!! Vimto > Vi517, JDX Racing
11/18/2014 at 21:26

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I still read the headline in John Davis' voice


Kinja'd!!! Vi517, JDX Racing > Vimto
11/18/2014 at 21:26

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I didn't.......until now.


Kinja'd!!! Mike > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
11/18/2014 at 21:39

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I probably have and just thought it was an Impala. Not a terribly distinctive car.


Kinja'd!!! Group B Enthusiast - Captain of the supercharged barge > Vi517, JDX Racing
11/19/2014 at 19:54

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It certainly LOOKS sensible and practical... Like a Malibu! :D Make it look like this (see below), and it might stand a chance.......

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Kinja'd!!! samssun > Vi517, JDX Racing
01/12/2015 at 06:05

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I'd imagine they aren't saying the SS is practical and sensible in the context of other family sedans, but rather in the context of 400+ horsepower performance cars (because it has 4 doors, seats 5, and doesn't have the price tag or maintenance of a 550i).